Thursday, 28 April 2011

Royal Wedding 2011: THAT Dress

First of all, I apologise for not blogging in what is now a full week. It was my birthday weekend, so there's been a lot of nights out... Which also means this is my first blog as an official man. Not only that, but after a few consultations with people, unfortunately my 100 Hour Challenge has had to be postponed. Good job bearing in mind I'm still really not very well!

Anyway, it's lovely to be back. And what do I cover today? Well, the event that will be broadcast around the world tomorrow, that's what. The Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, if you have been living in the middle of Mars for the last six months.[[posterous-content:pid___0]]

A little background to begin with... Wills and Kate first started seeing each other in 2001, having shared accommodation at St. Andrew's University. They got engaged last October, which was announced in November, and since, everyone's been speculating about all the aspects of the wedding, the majority of which have now been confirmed. The ring is Princess Diana's, the venue is Westminster Abbey, the cake will be Fiona Cairns, and the dress is...

Currently the best kept secret on the planet. Still.

Remarkably, no-one knows anything about the dress. Rumours state there will be a 10ft train, like that of Diana's; it will be thin and romantic; it will involve a very simplistic tiara as worn by the Queen. But what will actually happen?!

I don't know why, but I have a feeling it may be Alexander McQueen. It has been rumoured and denied, but I just get the feeling that it will be one of Kate's favourite designers to create what will become the precedent of wedding dresses for years to come. It'll be a beautiful, simple dress that will encompass everything so wonderful about Kate, and about the couple. And it'll inevitably end up with a McQueen twang through it too![[posterous-content:pid___1]]

Either way, tomorrow will be a right Royal occasion, where the world will be watching the couple enjoy their special day. And the world will guess all evening what the dress is like.

I'm watching at home, then on to a street party in the evening. And I'll be right Royally rat-arsed.

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Royal Wedding 2011: THAT Dress

First of all, I apologise for not blogging in what is now a full week. It was my birthday weekend, so there's been a lot of nights out... Which also means this is my first blog as an official man. Not only that, but after a few consultations with people, unfortunately my 100 Hour Challenge has had to be postponed. Good
job bearing in mind I'm still really not very well!

Anyway, it's lovely to be back. And what do I cover today? Well, the event that will be broadcast around the world tomorrow, that's what. The Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, if you have been living in the middle of Mars for the last six months.

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A little background to begin with... Wills and Kate first started seeing each other in 2001, having shared accommodation at St. Andrew's University. They got engaged last October, which was announced in November, and since, everyone's been speculating about all the aspects of the wedding, the majority of which have now been confirmed. The ring is Princess Diana's, the venue is Westminster Abbey, the cake will be Fiona Cairns, and the dress is...

Currently the best kept secret on the planet. Still.

Remarkably, no-one knows anything about the dress. Rumours state there will be a 10ft train, like that of Diana's; it will be thin and romantic; it will involve a very simplistic tiara as worn by the Queen. But what will actually happen?!

I don't know why, but I have a feeling it may be Alexander McQueen. It has been rumoured and denied, but I just get the feeling that it will be one of Kate's favourite designers to create what will become the precedent of wedding dresses for years to come. It'll be a beautiful, simple dress that will encompass everything so wonderful about Kate, and about the couple. And it'll inevitably end up with a McQueen twang through it too!

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Either way, tomorrow will be a right Royal occasion, where the world will be watching the couple enjoy their special day. And the world will guess all evening what the dress is like.

I'm watching at home, then on to a street party in the evening. And I'll be right Royally rat-arsed.

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Hitchin: Best Town in the World?

You know who I am. You know what I love to do. But how many of you know about the place you live? Or more in particular, how many of you know about Hitchin?

Okay, let's get the history bit out the way. Hitchin was first noted in the 7th century, mentioned in the Doomsday Book in 1086, and is home to St. Mary's Church, with parts dating back to 1190. We're in the history books for largest hailstones in Britain too, after 4 inch ice balls fell in 1697. Don't ask me how they know about that.

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Also, according to legend, King Henry VIII nearly died in a fire in Hitchin, Sir Henry Wood did die in Hitchin, and it was where Bob Hope claimed to have gained his sense of humour. We have the world's only Lancastrian schoolroom, and hold Rhythms of the World, what was Europe's largest free music festival, but is now held in Hitchin Priory. We're quite a big deal. Or at least we think we are.

Oh, don't forget the mighty, mighty River Hiz. It's a beast.

But what interests me most is the historic market town, and how we've built ourselves up since the recession. It's been a crazy few years, and we're back with a bang in becoming a hub for quality shopping, bars and restaurants.

What do we have then? Well, we've got a Starbucks, like pretty much everywhere in the world now. Alongside a Caffe Nero, Costa Coffee, Thornton's Café, Café Rouge and local shops like Delizia, Hitchin Café and Cornish Hearts. If you like your coffee, it's a great place to be. There's a nice big Waterstone's, a Boots Pharmacy, WH Smith's, an M&S Simply Food, a big Wilko's, New Look, Argos, some bloody good restaurants, like Pizza Express, Zizzi, Prezzo, and Strada, and countless others.

But what we do even better is knit all of these big, multi-store companies with the small, independent shops that make this country so great. We've got small fashion boutiques, like What Sarah Did, and Mayson's. There's wonderful bakers, like the Deli Quotidian, and The Cake Hole. There's Bar Amigo and Just Desserts, alongside our converted Corn Exchange, which is now Que Pasa. We've got Pebble Hand & Foot Sanctuary, hairdressers throughout the town, and lots more stores that are quaint and so wonderfully thought out. Especially Parc Computer Centre, but I'm obliged to say that.

But over the next few months? Well, it's a very exciting time in Hitchin. The empty stores that have been littered throughout the town since the credit crunch are slowly being filled. Gone are the empty Woolworths eye sore, the empty charity shops and the 'to let' stores. Now, we've got so many exciting plans.

Monsoon opened their new store today. Next want to extend their store to include a higher menswear section. We've got Claire's Accessories coming to join the party. Peacocks are coming in to take on the Hitchin locals. We're also getting a lovely new first-floor bar and restaurant down Hermitage Road. Not only that, but (I'm sorry if you have no idea where these stores are, but come to Hitchin and find out!) there are lots of rumours and planning applications too... There's a restaurant planned for Graham Ranger, there's another half of Woolie's to fill, the old Halifax branch is under offer from Card Factory, the old Monsoon store is being filled, Netto is to become Asda, the old AcuChina is under offer, we're getting an Austin Reed - it's a great, vibrant time.

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Not only that, but with Hitchin BID, Hitchin Initiative, and the Best of Hitchin all helping make the town better, it's really becoming somewhere that will very shortly be on the map. Especially if the £50m Churchgate redevelopments finally get the go-ahead, following the agreement for a brand new Town Hall and Hitchin Museum.

I love Hitchin.

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Sunday, 17 April 2011

F1 2011 - China: Surprise After Surprise. But Still Dull.

The third race of the season came just a week after the second, and the short trip from Malaysia to China was made by the 12 teams. And what a race weekend we had.

Practice went as normal, with the pace being set by Red Bull, and in particular, as ever, Sebastian Vettel. The qualifying went pretty much the same way.

Other than the small matter of Mark Webber starting in 18th. Yeah I know - I didn't realise either. But big shock to the world of F1, and a massive balls-up on Red Bulls' behalf bearing in mind they sent him out on the harder type. KERS failed again, so something needs to sort that out to stop the other teams gaining on them.

But the race was where it was at. Vettel got a very shabby start, allowing Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton, both the McLarens, to get ahead and stay there. It was a very bizarre turn of events, but it happened, and it took a while for Red Bull to react.

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We ahd some other incidents during the race too - notably Jenson Button throwing his lead away in the pit lane, having stopped in the wrong bloody garage. How do you do that?! Different team, different faces, different colours - you practice it in the off-season, and then do that! Remarkable.

Both Mercedes had great drives - Nico Rosberg finished in 5th, which, in his words, was 'horrible', and Michael Schumacher finishing in 8th. Schumi finally seems to be getting back to his best, after a season back in the racing seat. Totally aggressive driving today, lots of pace, and his experience shone through.

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Again, both Saubers impressed - Kobayashi gained 10th place and a point, and Sergio Perez, although finishing in 16th, showed how ruthless he can be, with two rather large shunts in three laps in the middle. He gained a drive-through for it, deservedly, but still showed raw potential in his driving.

However, the race did fall flat after a good 30 or so laps, and everything settled down. The battle was between Hamilton and Vettel, which Lewis duly won, but bar that, not too much more took place.

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Driver of the day though? Sorry, but it's Mark Webber again. To go from 18th to 17th in 15 laps, and to have picked it up and finish 3rd after 56 laps is quite incredible. He showed how capable he is at the very top of his sport, and proved all those who believe it's 'all about Vettel at Red Bull this season' wrong.

But big shout from Hamilton though. A perfect race, some are calling it. He got the perfect pit stops and tyre choices, he made the perfect overtakes, and used his KERS and DRS to an absolute tee. It was a very special thing to watch.

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Ferrari need to work on pace though, and they've now got three weeks to work on that, before Turkey. Likewise with Williams. So much was expected from the two of them this season, and so far, they've not got a lot to show from it. Unlike Force India, however, who have hit expectations, and gone beyond them too. Paul Di Resta looks a very special driver...

At this very early stage in the season, it's still very difficult to tell who will take the titles. But McLaren are getting better and better, whereas Red Bull's reliance on Vettel is being to wain a little. Likewise, Ferrari need to up their game, before Force India, Mercedes, Renault and Sauber suck them up and take them on.

So, until Turkey...

Big thanks to the lovely BBC Sport team for the photos you see that make this page come alive!

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

F1 2011 - China: Surprise After Surprise. But Still Dull.

The third race of the season came just a week after the second, and the short trip from Malaysia to China was made by the 12 teams. And what a race weekend we had.

Practice went as normal, with the pace being set by Red Bull, and in particular, as ever, Sebastian Vettel. The qualifying went pretty much the same way.

Other than the small matter of Mark Webber starting in 18th. Yeah I know - I didn't realise either. But big shock to the world of F1, and a massive balls-up on Red Bulls' behalf bearing in mind they sent him out on the harder type. KERS failed again, so something needs to sort that out to stop the other teams gaining on them.

But the race was where it was at. Vettel got a very shabby start, allowing Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton, both the McLarens, to get ahead and stay there. It was a very bizarre turn of events, but it happened, and it took a while for Red Bull to react.

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We ahd some other incidents during the race too - notably Jenson Button throwing his lead away in the pit lane, having stopped in the wrong bloody garage. How do you do that?! Different team, different faces, different colours - you practice it in the off-season, and then do that! Remarkable.

Both Mercedes had great drives - Nico Rosberg finished in 5th, which, in his words, was 'horrible', and Michael Schumacher finishing in 9th. Schumi finally seems to be getting back to his best, after a season back in the racing seat. Totally aggressive driving today, lots of pace, and his experience shone through.

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Again, both Saubers impressed - Kobayashi gained 10th place and a point, and Sergio Perez, although finishing in 16th, showed how ruthless he can be, with two rather large shunts in three laps in the middle. He gained a drive-through for it, deservedly, but still showed raw potential in his driving.

However, the race did fall flat after a good 30 or so laps, and everything settled down. The battle was between Hamilton and Vettel, which Lewis duly won, but bar that, not too much more took place.

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Driver of the day though? Sorry, but it's Mark Webber again. To go from 18th to 17th in 15 laps, and to have picked it up and finish 3rd after 56 laps is quite incredible. He showed how capable he is at the very top of his sport, and proved all those who believe it's 'all about Vettel at Red Bull this season' wrong.

But big shout from Hamilton though. A perfect race, some are calling it. He got the perfect pit stops and tyre choices, he made the perfect overtakes, and used his KERS and DRS to an absolute tee. It was a very special thing to watch.

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Ferrari need to work on pace though, and they've now got three weeks to work on that, before Turkey. Likewise with Williams. So much was expected from the two of them this season, and so far, they've not got a lot to show from it. Unlike Force India, however, who have hit expectations, and gone beyond them too. Paul Di Resta looks a very special driver...

At this very early stage in the season, it's still very difficult to tell who will take the titles. But McLaren are getting better and better, whereas Red Bull's reliance on Vettel is being to wain a little. Likewise, Ferrari need to up their game, before Force India, Mercedes, Renault and Sauber suck them up and take them on.

So, until Turkey...

Big thanks to the lovely BBC Sport team for the photos you see that make this page come alive!

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Friday, 15 April 2011

GMOAI Style: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chinos!

There was once a time, lovely fashionistas, that chinos were known as something called 'uncool'. That time is not now. Oh no. Definitely not now.

Chinos used to be something your dad would wear alongside a horrific purple blazer and deck shoes in order to go to some poncy restaurant. Mine did anyway. And the answer, when I said he looked dreadful, was 'They're smart!'

No, Dad, they're not smart. They're fashionable.

And just like brogues are when I blogged about them a few weeks back, a splash of colour and a dash of wonderfullness is exactly what is needed in order to make you the Cock of the North. Or South.

So, what can you get? Where can you get it? And Adam, what is dead cool this season?

Well, wonderful people, this is what you can expect from S/S '11......

Ralph Lauren Suffield Tissue Chino

These are yours for a cool £85. Don't be put off by the old man in them - I saw these in the flesh in the week and they are unbelievably good value. For some strange reason, they're incredibly soft and larvley. And you can buy them from the official Ralph Lauren store.

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Denham Mohawk Army

These come to a total of €179.90, so about £150. And compared to some of theothers you can get, not worth a penny more. The stitching across the legs is a bit different and adds something else, but don't do it! *pleads to the world* If you must.... Get them from the official Denham store.

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Burberry Slim Fit Cotton Chinos

If the Denham pair weren't worth their money, these are. At £125, I'd raid Coutts for a pair of these. It's described as 'ink', but they're more of a navy colour. Beautifully made - saw these last week as well, and they're so well put together. Me wants. Buy buy buy from the official Burberry website.

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Acne Guy Diamond

I know I know, the name is dreadful. And the colour of these is the definition of vulgar. But colour blocking is in, so wear these right and y'never know... The shape of these is top drawer too; very slim and on the money for this season. Yours for £160. Go get 'em from the official Acne website.

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H&M Chinos

Does exactly what it says on the tin. If the last few seemed a little too expensive, that's cos they were. I've got a pair of these, and have worn them to death since they arrived, and they're still amazing. Love them to bits, and only £14.99. Go buy at the official H&M website.

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Topman Blue Vintage Washed Chinos

Now I'm very anti-Topman. I don't like the idea of walking into a shop, looking exactly the same as everyone else in there, and coming out with the most generic clothes known to man. But these are amazing. At £32, they're a bargain too. Blue looks great with the majority. In fact, I'm wearing all blue right now. Anyway.... Yours from the official Topman website.

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Gap Twill Slim Fit Khakis

For some strange reason, these have some strange name. But, as some of you may be aware, I have a secret love affair with Gap, and so these have to feature. These are in the 'grass' colour, and look gobble-worthy. As in eat gobble, not chicken gobble.... Yours for £32.95, from the official Gap store.

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HEbyMango Thema Trousers

After the lovely Poppy Dinsey's storming Thursday night performance for Mango at their flagship store, where it sounds like she's made hundreds of new friends/worshippers, I felt an homage to them was necessary. Was meant to go an' all, but this virus took a hold on me so I was cooped up in bed... Anyway, these lovely grey chinos appear, and they really are nice. A little steep compared to the last few, at £39.90, but worth it, seeing as they're Mango. Buy from the official HEbyMango website.

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Tommy Hilfiger Pumice Chino Pant

King of the Chinos? Well, Tommy may as well be. These are ours for £95, but are worth it. Always made from the best stuff. Tried some on the other day, bearing in mind my wallet is running on empty, and were so well-fitting. Go buy. Honestly. From the official Tommy Hilfiger store.

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ASOS

But I can't mention chinos without bringing ASOS in. Below is a spangly slideshow of chinos from their site, cos there are too many to list. So, in order.... The first pair are a sky blue set of Polo Ralph Lauren Preppy Fit Chinos, which aren't cheap, at £155, but look great. They're the perfect style for this season. Then we've got a pair of ASOS Lightweight Carrot Chinos, and these are great. Great style, great colour, and will go with everything. And at £32, you've got a bit of a barg on your hands. Our third pair are some Humor Santiago Chinos, and aren't bad for 60 quid. Not a big fan of drop crotch trousers, but these are in neon blue... So you can't ask for more. Pair number four are the Selected Cotton Chinos, which are 45 squigglies. They're red, so be warned - they're not for the faint-hearted, but if you can pull them off, do it. Our fifth pair are a set of Sparks Anders Chinos, in peach. Yes, peach. But they are amazing - the models wearing neon green socks and they're still cool. All yours for £65. Final pair from ASOS are their own-brand Slim Fit Chinos. So simple, so clean, so cheap! £30 and they're at your door in a week. Genius.

So, I hear you cry, which would I buy?! Well, if I can have a posh pair, it's the Burberry blues. They're just an incredibly clean, stylish pair of chinos. If I have to be honest with myself? The ASOS Lightweight Carrots - they're the pick of the bunch, to be honest with you.

Chinos are in all spring, and all summer. And they don't show any sign of slowing up either. But remember, colour blocking is in too. Be careful, mind you, you don't wanna look like a dressed up lemon. ShortList have put together a very handy style guide for colour blocking, so have a nose at that. But have fun with your clothes! That's what it's all about, so be different, be unique, and ultimately, make yourselves look the cream of the crop.

In fact, whilst I've been writing, I put my chinos on to go out. Now that's dedication for you.

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

The BBC at MediaCity:UK - A Good Idea?

As we've all read and heard over the past five years, with the news becoming more and more frequent the past few weeks, the BBC are decentralising from London at the end of the year, and moving five major departments up to Salford, in Manchester, to the new facilities at MediaCity:UK.

The BBC reckon this move could cost upwards of £1 billion, so it's not cheap. But supposedly this is being funded by the sale of some BBC properties, rather than a hike in the license fee, but this does still leave a £2 billion windfall.

Departments moving to the north include BBC Sport, BBC Radio Five Live, BBC Children's, BBC Learning, and BBC Future Media and Technology, shifting 2,300 people up to Salford. Since that news was announced in 2007, however, we've had resignations and job swaps all over the place - most notably BBC Breakfast, who are now also moving to the new centre too.

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So far, we've seen both Sian Williams and Chris Hollins, two stalwarts of the Breakfast sofa, turn down a move to Salford, which is understandable bearing in mind both have families. Susanna Reid and Bill Turnbull will stay with Breakfast, both citing 'a challenge', but over half of all BBC Breakfast staff will leave before the big move to Salford in April 2012, leaving just 46% of those who work for them currently. As many have said, moving to Salford will also change the set-up of the show. No longer with the Prime Minister be able to jump in a car and discuss yesterday's speech, and the A-List celebrities will stay in London, and not jet into Manchester Airport to make a quick-fire dash to the red sofa.

It all seems a little crazy to me - I understand why it is being done, and I appreciate the fact that by decentralising a fair chunk of the BBC's output, more jobs are created. But take BBC Sport for example - why move the whole department a year before the greatest sporting event of all-time hits, ironically, London?

Surely it makes more sense for them to stay in London until after the Olympics? I can already see the Daily Mail headlines, moaning and groaning about the cost of travel and accommodation for all the staff back down to Stratford...

Likewise with Radio 5 Live. Understandably, moving BBC Sport up north would leave Five Live with not a lot of other options, but again, leaving London could prove a bit mistake just before the Olympics. Big guests and big names are scattered across the Five Live schedule - and already there are 'casualties'. Richard Bacon has decided he will only commute to Manchester, as opposed to move, and Gabby Logan will finish her show later on in the year before the move takes place. The majority of sport takes place in London because it is our capital, and thus is a hub for sporting competition and news. For instance, London hosts Wimbledon, Twickenham, Wembley Stadium, five Premier League clubs, Lord's cricket ground, the Boat Race, the athletics at Crystal Palace, and an annual NFL game, to name but a few. And did we mention 2012? I know that sport happens up and down the country, but London is, and will remain, a centre of sporting excellence.

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Or what about Children's TV? There are some rumours circling that Blue Peter, after 43 years on BBC television, may be moved to a digital channel, in order to 'cut costs'. This comes after the news that Andy Akinwolere will leave the show before it moves to Salford, and Helen Skelton may also go. It will also bring an end to the now world-famous Blue Peter Garden, which is currently in the process of becoming a Grade II-listed building, through English Heritage.

I know a fair few people who work for the BBC - some in notable roles - and there are only a couple who believe this move is a good thing for the corporation. One guy was in the meeting when Director General Mark Thompson announced the move to Salford, and posed the question 'Well, if we've got to move to spread our coverage, why not move the headquarters?' Quite a valid question, I figured. But supposedly he smiled and said that it 'wasn't possible', maybe proving that this decision is to please those who wanted to decentralise, as opposed to actually being of any necessity.

However, there are a lot of positives. The development will create over 10,000 jobs, and add an extra £1 billion to the regional economy over the coming few years. It will give people up and down the country an opportunity to be involved in the best media outlet the globe has ever seen, and inspire people around the world to come and work for them. Seeing as I count myself amongst the latter, I am truly excited to see if this works. And, should I get to work at MediaCity:UK for the BBC Sport team, then it's a dream come true. And I'm closer to Old Trafford, too.

But should Television Centre be sold, as some are speculating, then that is an absolute travesty. Possibly the most iconic media building of all time, TV Centre should remain precisely that, even if used for a different purpose. Turning it into flats, or flogging it for retail space, or making a big office out of it was not, and is not fulfilling its purpose. The BBC need to think long and hard before deciding the future of a building that still gives journalists butterflies. I visited little over a month ago, and it made me crave a job at the BBC. Not only that, but the minute I saw it, I smiled. That's the effect that majestic building has on people.

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Also next year we will see the opening of the renovated Broadcasting House. Not only will it now house the whole of the BBC Radio output, it will be home to BBC News, minus Breakfast, and include the world's largest newsroom. It will be something else that the BBC can be very proud of.

So, where does that leave us? Personally, I think spreading the BBC's output across the country is a great idea, but I don't think moving these departments is a step in the right direction. I would love to be proved wrong, but surely moving Sport, Children's, Breakfast and Five Live outside of the capital of this great nation is a very sheltered decision? The whole point of moving them in the first place was to create much better, quality programming that could be recognised as exactly that. But if the staff themselves aren't willing to move, then I'm sorry, but this could be a massive, massive mistake. Mark Thompson has tried to make the most of a bad situation in this economic climate, but moving arguably three of the BBC's biggest departments to Salford, 218 miles from London, will make drastic and dramatic changes to programmes that don't necessarily warrant nor need a change. I just pray and hope that this turns into the best decision the BBC ever make.

Agree or disagree with me? You can comment using the boxes below, Tweet me on @Adam9309, or drop me an email by clicking here. Would love to hear your opinions on it all!

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Sunday, 10 April 2011

F1 2011: The Perfect Day In Malaysia?

In the next part of my little reviews on the Formula 1 season in 2011, we're off to Malaysia. What a dull intro.

Anyway, the race was won by an absolute mile by Sebastian Vettel, who seemed to have it wrapped up after 20-odd laps. That fella would still manage to win just walking round. It seems no-one is willing to push him yet.

But it's not that the cars aren't. Oh no. After what I've called the Webber Wobble - Mark Webber's car had mechanical failures before the race even began, leaving him with no KERS system - the majority of cars managed to keep to his pace. Showing quite how big a difference KERS has to the Red Bull performance.

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But Webber definitely deserved driver of the day. He pitted on four occasions, but still pulled through and finished in fourth place, and posted the fastest lap of any car. That's without the ability to press a button and add an extra 30km/h to his speed. Remarkable.

Kamui Kobayashi again seemed to take it all in his stride, and the car just glided round. His overtaking today was superb, and he finished in seventh, after Lewis Hamilton's penalty.

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Yes, Lewis Hamilton's penalty. Was it worthy of a 20-second post-race pen? Probably not, but he did definitely block Alonso off. But what else was he gonna do - let him through? The FIA seem to have lost it a bit when they say they want to encourage competition, yet ban it too. Besides, Alonso's penalty for ploughing into Hamilton was farcical too - and I hate Ferrari with a passion. Surely having to pit again and change his front wing was penalty enough?

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Jenson Button drove brilliantly in his McLaren though to finish second - he had a great race. As did Nick Heidfeld - after being thrown in at the deep end joining Renault at such short notice after Robert Kubica's horrific injury, he has turned everything around and brought his car home quite comfortably in 3rd.

Another whose drive was brilliant was Vitaly Petrov - again, another Renault. His race was wrecked when he decided to try and take off in his car, however. The steering column dislodged, and goodbye decent finish in the race. Proof that the curbs work though.

It was so nearly the perfect race though - we had loads of overtaking, genius driving, rain that changed the race over and over again, constant changing positions, and some 'decent' crashes'. All it needed was some further battles down the field, and we're battling like we did last season all over again.

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Our next race is next week, in Shanghai, for the Chinese Grand Prix. And if that's anything like today, we're in for another great battle.

All my lovely photos are this week taken from the Sky Sports website!

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Kylie At The O2: Promises Broken, Dreams Fulfilled

You may notice the site is now a hell of a lot quicker. Thank Posterous for that. You lovely, lovely people.

I'm sat typing feeling very summery. The sun has just set, there's cider flowing, and I'm wearing my pinstriped-blue Hollister shirt, tucked into my new chinos with plaited belt. Just thought I'd share.

So, last night, Isobel and I finally got to see Miss Kylie Minogue at the O2 Arena, in London. But it wasn't without plenty of drama.

We tried to get tickets in the original ballot, in September, with no luck. We nearly got tickets in the second ballot, but Isobel ran out of time on the Ticketmaster page, and it froze her out. Then we did get tickets, through Viagogo, on New Year's Day - a late Christmas present to myself. At £85 a ticket, it was a steep asking price, but worth it to see Kylie. Risky, going through a third party, but nevertheless, we trusted them.

Fast forward three months, and on the 28th March, our tickets were on their way, and on a UPS van somewhere. Or were they?

After a week, the tickets were still at the Tamworth depot. We got in touch, and it turns out they were probably stuck down the side of a transit belt. Simple, you'd think. But oh no, not to UPS. They wanted to do a full physical search, which would take eight business days. Eight. How does it even take you that long to look down the side of a belt?!

So I persisted, but so did they. At the rate we were going, there was no way we would be able to go, seeing as the tickets weren't 'showing up on their system'. Despite speaking to several people at UPS - all as useless as the last - we had to give up.

But the legends at Viagogo managed to get hold of two replacement tickets for us. After 25 emails, four hours' worth of premium phone number phone calls, and four endless days of worrying, we got our tickets.

And what a night it was. Having said the same in my Elbow post, this trumps it - best gig I've ever been to. We stood six deep from the stage, and were 20ft away from the goddess that is Kylie. Every song was just brilliant - I didn't see a single person who didn't smile during the whole of the gig. She was on a good two-and-a-half hours, and it just oozed gay. Not in a bad way - the people there last night were some of the kindest, sweetest people I've ever met. But bloody hell, it was Dale Winton's wet dream.

I have never seen so many men with fake tans, peroxide blonde hair and low-cut vests. I've also never seen so many women let loose in one place. But we were all there, even the old people with sticks, the people who'd flown over from different countries, and the people who were trapped against the railings cos they sprinted in to see their idol, to see Kylie - the person who appeals to all.

But, as was the talking point with everyone before the show began, what the hell was Kylie doing choosing the Ultra Girls as her support?! Utter drivel. One of them was flat, and one was gobby. And they were pretty much cheered off. One bloke just heckled 'See ya!' as they went off. That was the Ultra Girls for you. But really, they were God awful. Never go and waste your money seeing them.

But go spend your money seeing Kylie. There's still tickets available for Monday and Tuesday night's shows at the O2. You won't regret it. She flies above you, she sprays water at you, and she throws a carnival. Oh, and there's minotaurs, Greek goddesses, and a fella with bad bowels. Well, there was near me anyway.

You'll see my very blurry photos throughout this post, and there are a few videos at the bottom for you to enjoy. There's the rock version of 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head', the mash-up of 'Love At First Sight' and 'Can't Beat The Feeling', and a very quick video showing the fountains during 'On A Night Like This'. And I mean very quick. But it was one of the best nights of my life - the atmosphere was just incredible.

And I'm still fierce and feeling mighty. I'm also a golden boy, and an Aphrodite. Alright?

It's my new comeback. I'm gonna use it in another email to UPS.

Can't Get You Out Of My Head

Love At First Sight / Can't Beat The Feeling

Fountains during On A Night Like This

Taken from General Musings of an Idiot: http://www.gmoai.com